I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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