Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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