Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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