Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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