Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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