No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I did not marry a roomba.
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