you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Buhtt sex?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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