There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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