For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
do nipples grow back?
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