idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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