how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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