That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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