so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i just had sex bonerless
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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