worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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