Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
