Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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