On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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