you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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