I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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