How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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