this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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