Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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