Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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