Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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