Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How does it feel to date your dad?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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