i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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