Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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