Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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