i just google imaged poop.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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