The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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