He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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