Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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