even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
So squirting runs in the family.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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