i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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