Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
40s are totally the cure
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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