i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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