You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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