I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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