Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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