is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I AM VODKA MAN
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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