When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
This is classic penis vs brain.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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