Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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