is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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