So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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