you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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