U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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