Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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