so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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