He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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