dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
True college students do jello shots in the library
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