All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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