Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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