and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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